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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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  • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

    Hey look, this guy is scared of frogs!!

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    forgot to add "and has an exoskeleton"

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      Master Roshi.

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      Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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        I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

        they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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        I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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          It's Longhorn Cowfish.

          The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

          https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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            Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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              Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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              They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                  It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                  The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                  But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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                    What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                    Robot lawn mower

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                      I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                      they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                      I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                        I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                        Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                          What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                          Definitly some mollusque.

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                            I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                            Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

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                            Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                              Battletoads!!!

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                              • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                                It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                                The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                                https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                                Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                  I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                                  And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                                    Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                                    Eh. Four limbs.

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                                      Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                      It's the dead soulless eyes

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                                        I wonder if it is just stone

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                                        • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                                          What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                                          lobsters?

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