Malphabet.
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Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here
If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.
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I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?
Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ
But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.
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Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?
Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.
Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
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Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?
Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet
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Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet
Mmmm splendid
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That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home
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Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.
COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE
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If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.
watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet
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Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao
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Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?
Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.
Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..
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COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE
Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you
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Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you
The system changes modes at sunrise/sunset but Voyager is always dark mode.
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Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table
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Funny but no casino would stop a drunk guy from losing money at the table
It's a high bar; he might have been poor and making the rich people uncomfortable.
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I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?
Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ
Look 'm in the eye and say M A C A B. It's not about repeating the alphabet, it's about asserting dominance.
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Fine: "the alphabet starting with emm"
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The fuck? You'd think a casino would let the drunk dude keep losing money.
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Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.
Because then it would start with .
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The fuck? You'd think a casino would let the drunk dude keep losing money.
Probably a liability or legal issue if they're too drunk.
