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I created the weirdest political compass

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    It's missing another axis, where else is Scott Lang gonna fit?

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      I like it

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      • lena@gregtech.euL [email protected]

        Also, what the hell is "nu" supposed to mean?

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        Funny that nushell is not on here.

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          I literally opened it looking for Lisp and dismissed the whole thing when I realized its not there

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          Haskell's also not there. I was ready to criticize any quadrant it was put in heh. But that's probably mostly because the axes are kinda bad.

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            Are those programming languages?

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            I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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              That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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              That's... a really dumb definition. And why is C# right in the middle but Java's towards obsolete and toy lang? They both compile to byte code and are overall extremely similar.

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                If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                • E [email protected]

                  Did you just note Typescript, a superset of JavaScript that needs to be compiled into it, as closer to the system?

                  Also does it technically constitute a language? That feels like a stretch too.

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                  "System" as in a distributed system I guess...?

                  And the chart even puts C more towards "obsolete"!

                  LOL, obviously this chart was made for fun!

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                    That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                    What's the difference between interpreted and compiled?

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                      That it's an interpreted language rather than a compiled one. Bytecode and interpreted langs get the Toy Lang treatment. At least SQL has floating points.

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                      Nearly my entire company's infrastructure is written in Python and Go so I take offense (even if I would prefer to write anything else other than Python, mostly because I like proper typing )

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                        Math types are missing.

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                          Are those programming languages?

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                          Just imagine any of these programming languages with keywords in Latin. One morning you're debugging a double ended queue and the next thing you know, a bit flip is being caused by a 300 year old spirit.

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                            Javascript is compiled, just in time.

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                            This guy JITs 👆

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                              Where Perl?

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                              • scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.orgS [email protected]

                                Where Perl?

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                                Outside the chart. Somewhere far above the image

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                                  If everything written in those "obsolete" languages suddenly disappeared, the whole world would go dark.

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                                  That doesn't stop them from being obsolete, it just means that people who have the "if it ain't broke, don't fix it" mentality can get fucked.

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                                    I'm not sure "computer" was even a profession back at that time.

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                                    The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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                                      The Cult of Pythagoras would like to have a word with you.

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                                      The Greeks were very into geometry, a purely calculated algebraic proof didn't count for them.

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                                      • moomoomoo309@programming.devM [email protected]

                                        Yeah, the axes on this are weird, why would the opposite of a systems language be a toy language? And why is Lua, a very popular and commonly used language in tons of stuff, a "toy"? And Lua is a nu Lang? It's older than Java, maybe it just feels newer because each release isn't necessarily backwards compatible?

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                                        Also Python as a toy lang and somehow more "nu" than Java despite Java being younger?

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                                          ...and C++ being obsolete is the second funniest.

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                                          It is clearly surpassed by C though this chart seems to have missed that fact.

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