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  • M [email protected]

    Where is this recording from? I fucking love it.

    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #20

    I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      I just made it while on hold begging for money to not be homeless

      M This user is from outside of this forum
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      #21

      I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

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      • M [email protected]

        I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
        stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #22

        I try my best ā¤

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

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          #23

          Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

            G This user is from outside of this forum
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            wrote on last edited by
            #24

            Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

              Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

              polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
              polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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              #25

              thx bro

              i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

                COCK

                hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                #26

                ok šŸ˜‰

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                • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                  ok šŸ˜‰

                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  wrote on last edited by
                  #27

                  None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    None of you people are funny and I hate you

                    hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #28

                    don't got one šŸ˜›

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                    • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                      don't got one šŸ˜›

                      stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #29

                      Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Zero so far. Am sad.

                        Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                        Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                        #30

                        ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                        Superb, absolutely superb.

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                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                          U This user is from outside of this forum
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                          wrote on last edited by
                          #31

                          THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                            umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                            wrote on last edited by
                            #32

                            thanks bro

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                            • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                              Don't worry, I fix

                              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #33

                              And that he did.

                              And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                I This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #34

                                Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                                Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  Zero so far. Am sad.

                                  Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                                  Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                                  A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #35

                                  šŸ†
                                  The audio was deleted?

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    And that he did.

                                    And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                                    dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #36

                                    Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      I will report it to the shitpost police

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                                      #37

                                      ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                        A This user is from outside of this forum
                                        A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #38

                                        Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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                                        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                          S This user is from outside of this forum
                                          S This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #39

                                          Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                          Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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