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  • M [email protected]

    I wish I could pay you for voice acting. You're incredible.

    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
    stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #22

    I try my best ā¤

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    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

      D This user is from outside of this forum
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      #23

      Thanks dude, glad someone appreciates it.

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      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

        G This user is from outside of this forum
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        #24

        Thanks, been a while since Dionysus told me that

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        • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

          Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

          polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
          polite_cat@lemmy.worldP This user is from outside of this forum
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          #25

          thx bro

          i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

            Too bad. We're here, we're queer, show me your

            COCK

            hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH This user is from outside of this forum
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            #26

            ok šŸ˜‰

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            • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

              ok šŸ˜‰

              stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #27

              None of you people are funny and I hate you

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              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                None of you people are funny and I hate you

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                #28

                don't got one šŸ˜›

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                • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zoneH [email protected]

                  don't got one šŸ˜›

                  stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #29

                  Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

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                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                    Zero so far. Am sad.

                    Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                    Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

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                    #30

                    ....wade in and look you in the eye and say "This. Feels. Right."....

                    Superb, absolutely superb.

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                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                      U This user is from outside of this forum
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                      wrote on last edited by
                      #31

                      THANKS! thanks, I massage it daily

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                        umbrella@lemmy.mlU This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #32

                        thanks bro

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                        • dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD [email protected]

                          Don't worry, I fix

                          stamets@lemmy.worldS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #33

                          And that he did.

                          And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                            I This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #34

                            Last time I tried to take a dick pic, I forgot I had autosave to cloud on and despite deleting it after the irrational horny had passed, I was shaken to the core when I saw it when I was browsing the family photo feed.

                            Anyway, instead of sending you an actual pic of my dick, I spent quite a long while trawling dick pics on duck duck go until I found two that look quite like my actual dick. I'll message you.

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                            • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                              Zero so far. Am sad.

                              Edit: Still zero. You people are awful.

                              Edit: To the person who sent me a picture of spotted dick pudding, this is all I have to say.

                              A This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #35

                              šŸ†
                              The audio was deleted?

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                              • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                And that he did.

                                And do you know what? In payment for that, I'ma out you as one of the only people on Lemmy who has my phone number.

                                dharmacurious@slrpnk.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #36

                                Stamets publicly acknowledging me? I can feel my Lemmy clout growing!

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                                • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                  I will report it to the shitpost police

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                                  #37

                                  ACAB includes shitpost police 🫶

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                                  • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                    Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                    A This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #38

                                    Here you are. One unsolicited Dick Pic.

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                                    • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      Just one more for those who said "Sometimes you just know a Stamets post when you see one" or "Oh don't worry, I'm not going to forget you're gay. I've seen your posts."

                                      S This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #39

                                      Do not send pictures of your body to strangers.

                                      Unless you want to give strangers leverage to social engineer or blackmail you.

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                                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                        Get one or steal one! I NEED THE PEEN

                                        dandelion@lemmy.blahaj.zoneD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #40

                                        I'm sure a cock champion can be found on Tinder with minimal effort.

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                                        • polite_cat@lemmy.worldP [email protected]

                                          thx bro

                                          i'll even post it publicly so all can see my nice cock

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                                          What a nice tail your cock has!

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