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But Ma Couch!

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  • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

    Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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    Probably any furniture store

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    • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

      OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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      “Enjoy your death trap ladies!”

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      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

        why are they all out of shape

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        There not tho

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        • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

          strange anti-American hatred. i would have expected it under a meme with overweight people, not underweight. are you familiar with US culture?

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          Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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          • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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            What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

            Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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            • none_dc@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

              OMG the total opposite of this scene in The Simpsons

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              "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

              "What was his problem?"

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              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                  Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                  Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                  The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                  But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                    Welcome to The Blue Oyster Bar.

                    El Bimbo starts playing 🎶

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                    • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                      Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                        The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                        But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                        Also, out of shape people have the right to be kinky too.

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                        • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                          So many roommates!

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                            Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                            JD Vance photoshopped to be very chubby and have curly hair and a shaggy neckbeard.

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                              Idk that'd I call any of them out of shape though

                              Average sedentary white dudes, sure

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                              are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                The army guy and older man to the right of him are I would say.

                                But everyone else is pretty toned and in decent shape.

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                                this person does not work out

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                                • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                  this person does not work out

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                                  Okay, tough guy. Maybe you should start taking a shower after your workouts.

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                                    At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                      Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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                                      Entry to US denied

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                                      • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                                        are you saying that sedentary is not out of shape

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                                        I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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                                        • heythisisnttheymca@lemmy.worldH [email protected]

                                          At lesbian board game night, whenever we're playing a game with leather as a resource they give it to me and start calling me leather daddy. I may have accidentally brought it upon myself.

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                                          At lesbian board game night

                                          As all good stories start

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