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But Ma Couch!

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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  • K [email protected]

    Are you flirting with him?

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    #38

    Take a look at the their username.

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    • L [email protected]

      Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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      Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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      • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

        "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

        "What was his problem?"

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        "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

        "A gay bar."

        "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

        "I am serious; a gay bar."

        cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

        "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

        2 seconds later

        "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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        • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

          Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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          My bad! Here you go, king.

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          • L [email protected]

            My bad! Here you go, king.

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            Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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              Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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              #43

              LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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              • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                • L [email protected]

                  My bad! Here you go, king.

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                  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                    Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                    it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                    • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                      What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                      Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                      it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                      • G [email protected]

                        it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                        #48

                        Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                          Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                          clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                          • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                            Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                            It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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                            • L [email protected]

                              My bad! Here you go, king.

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                              Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                  Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                  Ask and ye shall receive

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                                  • A [email protected]

                                    Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                    #54

                                    You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.

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                                    • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                      There's something not quite right about this place....

                                      This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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                                      Where is that from?

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                                        Ask and ye shall receive

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                                        Perfect!

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                                        • sexy_peach@feddit.orgS [email protected]

                                          Where is that from?

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                                          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSLMLHNY4QQ

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