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    #1

    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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      Classic.

      Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

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        Real servers have lights out management and management networks.

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          Real servers have lights out management and management networks.

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          I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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            Happened to me once. Had a little Pi at my parent's house and that was a nice excuse to visit them.

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              this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                Serial terminal servers (sometimes called terminal console servers) are a thing for a reason.

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                  This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

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                    That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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                      I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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                        i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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                        • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                          Classic.

                          Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

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                          Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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                            Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                            This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                              Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                              This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                              Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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                                I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                                To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                                • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                  this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                                  It's gray on the bottom.

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                                    That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                      That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                      They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                                        Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                        • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                          Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                                          This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                                          Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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