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  • Q [email protected]

    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

    bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB This user is from outside of this forum
    bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB This user is from outside of this forum
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    #2

    Classic.

    Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

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    • Q [email protected]

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      #3

      Real servers have lights out management and management networks.

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      • I [email protected]

        Real servers have lights out management and management networks.

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        #4

        I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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        • Q [email protected]

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          #5

          Happened to me once. Had a little Pi at my parent's house and that was a nice excuse to visit them.

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          • Q [email protected]

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            #6

            this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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              I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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              #7

              Serial terminal servers (sometimes called terminal console servers) are a thing for a reason.

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              • Q [email protected]

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                #8

                This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

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                • Q [email protected]

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                  That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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                  • Q [email protected]

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                    I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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                    • Q [email protected]

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                      i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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                      • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                        Classic.

                        Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

                        a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #12

                        Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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                          Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                          This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                          • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                            Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                            This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                            Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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                            • Q [email protected]

                              I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                              To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                              • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                                this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                                It's gray on the bottom.

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                                • Q [email protected]

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                                  That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                  • clockworkrat@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

                                    That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                    #18

                                    They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                                    • Q [email protected]

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                                      Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                      • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                        Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                                        This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                                        Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                          #21

                                          Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.

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