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  • Q [email protected]

    ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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    #3

    Real servers have lights out management and management networks.

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    • I [email protected]

      Real servers have lights out management and management networks.

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      #4

      I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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      • Q [email protected]

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        #5

        Happened to me once. Had a little Pi at my parent's house and that was a nice excuse to visit them.

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        • Q [email protected]

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          #6

          this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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          • Q [email protected]

            I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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            #7

            Serial terminal servers (sometimes called terminal console servers) are a thing for a reason.

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            • Q [email protected]

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              #8

              This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

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              • Q [email protected]

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                #9

                That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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                • Q [email protected]

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                  #10

                  I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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                  • Q [email protected]

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                    i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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                    • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                      Classic.

                      Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

                      a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #12

                      Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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                      • Q [email protected]

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                        #13

                        Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                        This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                        • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                          Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                          This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                          Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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                          • Q [email protected]

                            I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                            To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                            • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                              this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                              It's gray on the bottom.

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                              • Q [email protected]

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                                That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                • clockworkrat@slrpnk.netC [email protected]

                                  That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                  They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                                  • Q [email protected]

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                                    Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                    • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                      Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                                      This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                                      Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                      • Q [email protected]

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                                        #21

                                        Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.

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                                        • Q [email protected]

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                                          Lol.

                                          Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

                                          (Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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