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  • I [email protected]

    Real servers have lights out management and management networks.

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    #4

    I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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    • Q [email protected]

      ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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      Happened to me once. Had a little Pi at my parent's house and that was a nice excuse to visit them.

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      • Q [email protected]

        ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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        #6

        this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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          I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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          #7

          Serial terminal servers (sometimes called terminal console servers) are a thing for a reason.

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          • Q [email protected]

            ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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            #8

            This is precisely the problem that deploy-rs solves!

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            • Q [email protected]

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              #9

              That is why I always put any:any for ssh on all my firewalls!

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              • Q [email protected]

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                #10

                I try to remember to always open two SSH connections when altering iptables or the ssh config - just in case

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                • Q [email protected]

                  ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                  i feel that. Hetzner support has a special place in my heart

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                  • bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.deB [email protected]

                    Classic.

                    Love Hetzner. If something like that were to happen to me they can hook up a remote console accessible through their web interface.

                    a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #12

                    Many hosting providers have a remote console feature.

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                    • Q [email protected]

                      ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                      #13

                      Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                      This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                      • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                        Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                        This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                        #14

                        Yeah, all the ones I've used had remote access

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                          I'd rather plug in a screen with VGA than deal with HPE iLO 4

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                          To be honest, HPE iLO 6 isn't too bad, if you're using the GUI. It's the API that remains really broken in many places.

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                          • cupcakezealot@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

                            this sounds like something chip from sales would do

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                            It's gray on the bottom.

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                              That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                That the slrpnk.net admins in the picture?

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                                #18

                                They had a hardware failure but close enough

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                                • Q [email protected]

                                  ^This^ ^is^ ^a^ ^joke,^ ^I^ ^didn't^ ^really^ ^lock^ ^myself^ ^out^

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                                  Doing this is a right of passage.

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                                  • a_norny_mousse@feddit.orgA [email protected]

                                    Don't practically all commercial hosting providers provide remote console access?

                                    This seems a combo of an extremely newb mistake in an extremely unusual scenario - worthy of Gru I guess.

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                                    Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                      #21

                                      Since that happens to the best of us, I envision writing a wrapper script around {n,}pfctl that asks for confirmation upon detecting that you're logged in via ssh through a specific port AND detecting that the new rules would block that port.

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                                        Lol.

                                        Just tailscale it and this will never happen again.

                                        (Set the whole interface of tailscale0 as a trusted network)

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                                          Physical, on premises servers are still a thing.

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                                          They should have a remote console like Dell RAC or HP iLO

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