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      It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

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        a logical skeuomorphism, how eccentric

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          It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

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          that's why c++ gets bullied

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          • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

            that's why c++ gets bullied

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            That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

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              a logical skeuomorphism, how eccentric

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              Haha! I had the same thought.

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                It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

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                Yes. Sometimes you're limited by the hardware you're controlling. This code is a bit hard to justify with that excuse though. Normally your code would do a read from hardware to see if the value decremented and then repeat the write. (Possibly a sleep/yield in there if required.)

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                  That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

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                  yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

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                    implemented

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                      If those are normal integers, the compiler optimizes that to a simple compare and branch/cmov.

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                        implemented

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                        So one understood the assignment.

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                          That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

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                          But when you do shoot yourself in the foot, it blows your whole leg off.

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                            yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

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                            It is a method!

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                              It is a method!

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                              thanks

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                                But when you do shoot yourself in the foot, it blows your whole leg off.

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                                As a shotgun. That's why people don't shoot themselves in the foot with a shotgun.

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                                  That is why it is loved: it allows you to use ideas/objects the same way as you do as an engineer. Super cool.

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                                  Until the next person with a slightly different mental way of defining things comes along. Or just a future version of you.

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                                  • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                    yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

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                                    You wouldn't second guess the decrement operation if it's a basic type like int. If I opt into using complex types, then I am responsible to understand/establish/forbid the syntactic sugar for it. That's the mindset I often use to program C++

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                                      It might be an absolutely adequate method. Imagine that is C++. operator-- is overloaded and controls some machinery. You can't just command capacity = currSize. Process is important.

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                                      Yeah, just to say it more clearly: that kind of thing is why lots of people out there insist that operator overloading is a bad idea.

                                      And yeah, it's a C++ thing that mostly doesn't happen in other languages.

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                                      • eager_eagle@lemmy.worldE [email protected]

                                        yes, but in this particular case I wouldn't want to second guess my decrement operation just happens to also be calling the white house or whatnot. Just make a method.

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                                        That's just life of a C++ programmer: you second guess everything, and there are still optimization you haven't tried, and pitfalls you haven't got into

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                                          If those are normal integers, the compiler optimizes that to a simple compare and branch/cmov.

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                                          for others - https://godbolt.org/z/osaKrxsPx

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