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    When you are over 40 you have to do this while having chronic bodily pain and a ringing in your ears as well…

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    Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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      Yeah but you can't fap on the train. I mean, you shouldn't.

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      Trains used to be fun.

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        Why do people do this?

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          As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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            Login to work VPN

            Say hi in work messager

            Back to bed

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            • P [email protected]

              Much more efficient.

              I do it during my morning poop.

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              Everyone, look out, this person has a regular poop routine.

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                This is why I love a good transit system. I can do this every morning in the train during my commute (much easier than telling my autistic self to change the morning routine to include a new thing in it. Tried it several times and never turned out fine).

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                For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                  Why do people do this?

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                  Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                    For me it's a fight between saving time with car or being able to relax and read in public transit. Currently the time savings from a car beat the shit out of public transit, unfortunately.

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                    I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                    Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                      Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                      And a bit of genetic luck also helps. I’m a flabby 40, but I don’t have backpain, two working knees and I’m flexible like a bendy straw. I’m more flexible than the skinny 20 year old intern at work.

                      On the other hand my hair started turning grey when I was 12, so you win some, you lose some.

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                        I’m always late 😞

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                          As you get older, it’s important to schedule time to disassociate.

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                          This is why I take such long and frequent showers.

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                            Existential dread after a grim reality crushes all hope.

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                            It's not always that bleak, at least for me. Sometimes it's just deep regrets, shame, trauma, that sort of thing.

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                              I'm lucky, in theory by car it should take me 30 mins to get to work, but traffic and parking make it a 1 hour trip if I'm lucky. If I'm not, it's 1.30h or more.

                              Train + bike is a 45 minutes trip every time so it's a pretty easy choice.

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                              For me it's 45 minutes driving, around two hours by public transit (at best). Often the times I go to work and get off there's no lines running

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                                Nah... In all seriousness, just exercise regularly and the pain goes away.

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                                cries in Myalgic Encephalomyelitis

                                * ME gets worse with exercise. Sucks big time.

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                                  So basically my cat wrecks my time management by hopping in my lap and head butting me. What a jerk 🥹

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                                    if you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you

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                                      if you stare into the abyss long enough, the abyss stares back at you

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                                      I wish I hadn't seen this a few hours before bed...

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                                        I wish I hadn't seen this a few hours before bed...

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                                        few hours? mango mustard 6 7 skibidi.

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                                          It's not always that bleak, at least for me. Sometimes it's just deep regrets, shame, trauma, that sort of thing.

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                                          Ah yes the vacation disassociation time, it nice to escape the external horrors once in a while to just your own internal horrors, it's like a warm blanket before the waterboarding.

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