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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.worldI [email protected]

    How'd you get a house with no slime?

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    I was first in line.

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      Florida man

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        What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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        disabled hermit crab

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          Tubifex worm

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            Hermit crab?

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              A horny turtle

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                I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                  What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                  Barnacle.

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                    What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                    • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

                      Hey look, this guy is scared of frogs!!

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                      forgot to add "and has an exoskeleton"

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                        Master Roshi.

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                        Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                          I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                          they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                          I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                            It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                            The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                              Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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                                Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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                                They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                                  I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                                  • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                                    It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                                    The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                                    But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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                                      What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                                      Robot lawn mower

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                                        I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                                        they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                                        I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                                          I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                                          Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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