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  • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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    Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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      Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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        OP outing themselves for not having any beetle friends.
        Neeeeeerd

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          Who even has three friends?

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          ♫ He roller-coaster, he got early warning
          He got muddy water, he one mojo filter
          He says: “One and one and one is three”
          Got to be good-looking ‘cause he's so hard to see ♫

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          • zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zoneZ [email protected]

            Isn't there a similar ratio for Wasps?

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            Wasps don’t have friends

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              Damm have i been secretly a beetle this whole time?

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              Shut up, Ringo!

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                We're all beetles on this blessed day.

                It was purely a guess, but I wondered if butterflies and moths rank up there in terms of number of species. Sure enough I checked Wikipedia and apparently it's the second largest order of insects.

                Back in the day when I first discovered Wikipedia Random https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random, I was always amazed at how often a species of moth/butterfly or a species of beetle would show up. Like if the feature is truly and genuinely completely randomly showing me a page on Wikipedia, and assuming there's not even a page for each and every species of these insects, it was still impressively frequent.

                Though, I just played with the link for a few seconds as I was typing this up, and I didn't get one single link to an insect, so maybe they've changed how they pull random stuff or maybe the ratios of insect to non-insect articles has changed over the years.

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                • stinky@redlemmy.comS [email protected]

                  how is he defining "animal"

                  are fish animals? viruses? fungi?

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                  I would assume they mean the kingdom Animalia. So yes, no, and no.

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                  • ph3ra@lemmy.mlP [email protected]

                    Ringo of course

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                      How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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                        Calm down there, Kafka!

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                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]
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                          I'm so grateful for the red outline, nobody could understand how these two brief concepts fit together as a joke without it.

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                          • crazi_man@europe.pubC [email protected]

                            This is on the same level as "everyone has one breast and one testicle on average".

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                            Yeah, I think the joke originally is to call someone with an unknown name Muhammed Kim because Muhammed is the most common first name and Kim is the most common family name.

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                              One out of every four species. Very different

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                              Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

                              One out of every four species. Very different

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                              • huppakee@feddit.nlH [email protected]

                                Looking at the other comments, i feel your comment should be upvoted more. Let me try this:

                                One out of every four species. Very different

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                                Idk, maybe say it louder?

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                                  How many are crabs, though? Or are crabs beetles?

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                                  1 out of every 4 crabs is a bettle

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                                  • moseschrute@lemmy.worldM [email protected]

                                    Idk, maybe say it louder?

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