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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • mhloppy@fedia.ioM This user is from outside of this forum
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    The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

    [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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      Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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        Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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        Extremely desperate

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          Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

          themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT This user is from outside of this forum
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          He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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            Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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            Maybe he used a public library PC?

            (/s, obviously)

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            • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

              He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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              this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

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                Doesn't this guy regularly stream from a laptop in a desperate attempt to seem cool?

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                Only Elon Musk could get cyberbullied on a wireless Abacus playing ARPGs in the sky.

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                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                  That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

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                  • thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT [email protected]

                    this argument from his lawyer is probably going to twist the English language beyond obscene

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                    "What's a computer?"

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                    • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                      He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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                      No its not, I play it on PS5.

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                        "What's a computer?"

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                        I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                          It's all computer.

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                            That should be pretty easy to disprove with all of his path of exile streams.

                            fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF This user is from outside of this forum
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                            He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                              "What's a computer?"

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                              Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                                "What's a computer?"

                                thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.orgT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBK3zME1aqk

                                🎶

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                                • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                  He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                                  I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                    I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                    And someone in the courthouse trolling him for it.

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                                    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                      A phone is a computer

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                                      • fuglyduck@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                        He’s paying someone e else to do those. Except for the ones where he sucks.

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                                        I would love for him to admit that in court to try and prove he doesn't use a computer.

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                                          Maybe he used a public library PC?

                                          (/s, obviously)

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                                          (/s, obviously)

                                          Gosh, that is beautiful notation! I'll be using it if you don't mind! Have a great day.

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