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Elon Musk’s lawyers claim he ‘does not use a computer’

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  • V [email protected]

    Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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    God damnit I read this in his dumb voice

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    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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      Maybe he means like one of those women at NASA.

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      • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

        The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

        [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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        He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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        • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

          The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

          [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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          He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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          • M [email protected]

            It's all computer.

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            Except in the cases that might evidence the crimes. Then it's no computer!

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              "What's a computer?"

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              But I thought that everythings computer?

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              • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                  The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                  [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                  All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    He doesn't use computers in the same way he doesn't abuse ketamine.

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                    Hold on now! He posted those clean drug tests from his computer the other day. Clearly he would not lie about his drug tests!

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                    • themoonisacheese@sh.itjust.worksT [email protected]

                      He has streamed path of exile 2 which is pc-only.

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                      He streamed himself playing a hardcore character that his minions sank hours into and proved he knows nothing about playing the game. So maybe it wasn't his laptop either.

                      https://youtu.be/FmEe3eUPWq4

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                      • remembertheapollo_@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                        They clearly have no idea what a computer is.

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                        You mean the amount of bribery makes them have "no active memory" of Elon using a computer

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                        • M [email protected]

                          Maybe he used a public library PC?

                          (/s, obviously)

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                          He's and RoG Ally handheld kind if guy

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                          • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                            The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                            [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                            A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                              He live streamed himself playing path of exile 2 from his private jet.

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                              On an account that he paid someone to grind up

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                              • V [email protected]

                                Ah, the Jordan Peterson defense. "That depends on your definition of 'have', 'used', 'a', and 'computer'."

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                                Why not use the Clinton defence "That depends on what the meaning of the word "is" is."

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                                • kn0wmad1c@programming.devK [email protected]

                                  All Tesla cars have computers inside.

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                                  "It's all computer"

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                                  • tommasz@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                                    A liar's lying lawyers lying? Inconceivable!

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                                    The lawyers are taking a big risk to their licenses for lying to the court.

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                                    • mhloppy@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                                      The claim appeared in a court filing related to Elon Musk’s ongoing lawsuit against Sam Altman and OpenAI. The Tesla and xAI owner has posted about his laptop numerous times in the past year.

                                      [...] However, Musk has posted pictures or referred to his laptop on X several times in recent months, and public evidence suggests that he owns and appears to use at least one computer.

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                                      Depends on your definition of a "computer". A shitty laptop surely doesn't count, even less so if it runs Windows.

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                                      • K [email protected]

                                        I'd love to see him say under oath that he paid someone to play his game for him.

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                                        Hasn't he already admitted to this while not under oath?

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                                          I am https://youtu.be/RH1ekuvSYzE

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                                          What's a computer?

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