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  • rmuk@feddit.ukR [email protected]

    Or across an 8" ocean.

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    Or 8" of gravel.

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      Easy, free gravel. Become a gravel salesman.

      Would be interesting to see how it appears though. Can I get to just point to a spot and suddenly gravel? If so, charge people for the show too. Just rock up to their house, point at the driveway and boom, gravel. Easy money.

      Added bonus: don’t like someone? Boom, house literally full of gravel.

      Gravel.

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      You will have free grave in north Korea

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        Go slim under 7 inches and teleport through very thin walls.

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        That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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          That whole Geraldo safe thing could have been avoided

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          But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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            7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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            How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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              Does toaster control imply I can also read the internal state of the toaster with my mind? Like can I detect if the bread is about to burn?

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              • fuckgod@feddit.onlineF [email protected]

                But then we wouldn't still be laughing at that twat.

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                Why weren't you already?

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                  5 and then make stuff where the switches are all miniature toasters.

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                    That’s not very thin walls though. Average walls are 4.5”. Walls with things like plumbing are usually only 6.5”. Teleporting 7 inches would be hella useful.

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                    With your back up against the wall, you'd still only make it about half-way through. Depending on the mechanism, you'd either have your front half stuck, merged or exploded.

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                      Einstein can't run at all. He died years ago.

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                      Hey, it's all relative.

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                      • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                        How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                        Cuss then you know which ones has stuff

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                          Why weren't you already?

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                          Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

                          Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

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                          • stamets@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                            How is seeing inside of an empty container useful? There's nothing in it

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                            Play "Deal or No Deal"

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                            • rockerface@lemmy.cafeR [email protected]

                              If there's no cooldown and no cost on teleport, maximum distance doesn't really make a difference

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                              Even with a cooldown or something like that, a real world 'blink' ability, even of just 7 inches, would be utterly devastating in hand to hand combat, as well as potentially in ranged/armed combat as well.

                              Just imagine scenes from John Wick but also, every 30 minutes, he can just 'blink' up to 7 inches to dodge or connect a punch, kick, grab, close range shot, move just a bit further into cover, closer to a magazine needed to reload, etc.

                              Granted, you would also have to be very careful to not uh, Philadelphia Experiment / phase shift into a fucking wall or some other person or something.

                              A 7 inch 'blink' takes Keanu Reeves a step from John Wick... toward Neo, this would be completely 'broken' in the hands of a skilled and trained fighter, even if they can only use it once a day, as a kind of 'ultimate' or w/e.

                              Like uh, try hand to hand fighting someone in Cyberpunk 77, with yourself set up as close to a plain jane human as possible... up against a melee fighter with sandevistan.

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                              • fuckgod@feddit.onlineF [email protected]

                                Personally, that was the first I ever heard of him. Given my age and his complete irrelevance to anything I cared about (basically just computers and cartoons) at the time, I had no reason to.

                                Honestly I still don't know much about him, mostly because I don't care. But everyone loves an epic fail story.

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                                So I shouldn't flick this switch

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                                  1. breed oysters > profit
                                  2. sell gravel
                                  3. still prob useful if you chain teleport real fast?
                                  4. why
                                  5. must be a job somewhere for you
                                  6. can instantly tell if a container isnt empty, work in customs or something?
                                  7. doctorate in archeology
                                  8. albert einstein when? now? yikes, when he was young? depends on your relative age and physical form
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                                    Gotta go with 7 here.

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                                      Play "Deal or No Deal"

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                                      Okay. Your power instantly doesn't work as every case contains a placard saying what the dollar amount is and is therefore not an empty container

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                                        7 is actually useful? I don't understand the debate

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                                        Most things people consider "empty" are still full of atmospheric gases, dust, etc.

                                        You could see inside of a sterile container inside of a vacuum chamber.

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                                          What if you can only teleport with a pill? What happens when you ingest a whole handful? Are you teleposing in different directions simultaneously?

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                                          Yes but they all cancel each other out leaving you unmoving.

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