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    We are grinder brothers

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      I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

      Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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        as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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          This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

          My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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            I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

            Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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            i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses,, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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              This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

              My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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              Yeah, ranitidine and famotidine were both very good to me back when I got heartburn often, and I'll still hit them up once in a while. There's even ones that have mint coating, so any indigestion later at least has an air of freshness.

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                as an alumnus of the nuclear taco club, either i burned out those nerves or i'm extraordinarily lucky. i'ma go eat a habanero

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                Habanero is easier than the original post.

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                  Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.

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                    Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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                      americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11

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                        I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

                        Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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                        Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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                          Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

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                            why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                              I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                                I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                                Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                                  why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                                  It's Tums.

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                                    This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                                    My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                                    What's a heat tooth?

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                                      It's Tums.

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                                      I know what brand of candy it is

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                                        Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                                        me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                                          me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                                          That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op's smarties "rockets"

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