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  • H [email protected]

    Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

    Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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    So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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    • nexguy@lemmy.worldN [email protected]

      So it would look like you are chest deep in a toilet. It's the way I prefer it anyway.

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      How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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      • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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        I would say it in Stephen Hawking's voice.

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          100% my S/O's goals

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            I think it's a trackball stuck in place but I could be wrong

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            Indeed even worse

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            • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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              Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                Can get a dental cleaning during meetings, awesome

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                #36

                Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                • H [email protected]

                  Pro tip: Add a background image to your video conference for privacy.

                  Most unsettling part here is toilet paper positioning (if not cat owner).

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                  The toilet paper is correctly installed

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                  • the_picard_maneuver@lemmy.worldT [email protected]
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                    #38

                    That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                    But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                    • C [email protected]

                      Is there a way on Lemmy to downvote and upvote at the same time?

                      The first part of your statement says you should up your meds, the second part is lucid though.

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                      Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                        When I see this I think of the week I worked flat on my back with sciatica. It was literally a pain my neck as I turned my head sideways to look a laptop on the side on the floor.

                        So I see a guy with bad sciatica, but a more comfortable work setup.

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                          I don’t think people realise that these setups (less exaggerated) are usually for disabled or chronically ill people unable to sit up.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            How's Eternal Death Slayer 3 coming along, JP?

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                            Mmmm beeb boop please sit on my face mmmm

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                            • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                              How do you poop? A chart showing exciting new pooping postures that break the current boundaries of the pooping experience.

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                              ahaha I love how the only one getting shit everywhere is literally Drumpf. Accurate.

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                              • T [email protected]

                                That looks a lot more expensive than just a VR headset and a recliner or bed you likely already own. And in VR you can pick whether it's 3 monitors, or one seamless curved triple-wide, no matter what you own in real life. And you can keep the monitor(s) with you when you stand up if you want.

                                But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

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                                But, what I'm curious about... how is this a "shoes on" occasion?

                                Work dress code.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  Combining "company quarterly review" with "dental cleaning", while time efficient, is a kind of sensory combo that's right up there with "nuts and gum". Sounds great until you think it through a bit.

                                  Edit: I've actually done the latter by accident. 1/10 - "I don't know what I expected."

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                                  “nuts and gum”

                                  together at last!

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                                    Why isn’t this the standard?

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                                    • weirdgoespro@lemmy.dbzer0.comW [email protected]

                                      Why isn’t this the standard?

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                                      Because the mouse falls off the table the second you start typing.

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                                      • B [email protected]

                                        Lemmy needs to distinguish itself with character-level voting. Somebody made a great post but unironically used an interrobang? Hit 'em right in the analytics.

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                                        What did you just say about the interrobang‽

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                                        • redpostitnote@lemmy.worldR [email protected]

                                          Dies by monitor to face

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                                          At least he died doing what he loved. Being in a Teams call about interdepartmental efficiencies.

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