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  • 5 [email protected]

    It's only fitting considering that avocado means "testicle tree."

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    Well, all living beings came from a common primordial ancestor, so it makes sense that some features are shared.

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    • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

      I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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      Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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      • T [email protected]

        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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        God damn dude.

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        • T [email protected]

          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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          I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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          • L [email protected]

            Why ask when you can find out?

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            #54

            I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

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            • L [email protected]

              Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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              Your the expert, tell us.

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              • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                Wat?

                Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                #56

                How can you know for sure though?

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                • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                  #57

                  Um excuse me?

                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                  • M [email protected]

                    How can you know for sure though?

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                    I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                    • I [email protected]

                      mmm cockamole

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                      #59

                      I hate you, take my up vote.

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                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                        Um excuse me?

                        I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                        I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                        It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                        • I [email protected]

                          mmm cockamole

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                          I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                            I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                            • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                              Wat?

                              Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                              #63

                              Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                              • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                  Um excuse me?

                                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                  Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                    mmm cockamole

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                                    Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                    • D [email protected]

                                      The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                      Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                                      • I [email protected]

                                        Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                        Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                        • C [email protected]

                                          Your the expert, tell us.

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                                          • you + are = you're
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