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  • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

    I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜‚

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    Thank you for answering the big questions for us all.

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    • T [email protected]

      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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      God damn dude.

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      • T [email protected]

        Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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        I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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        • L [email protected]

          Why ask when you can find out?

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          I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

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          • L [email protected]

            Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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            #55

            Your the expert, tell us.

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            • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

              Wat?

              Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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              How can you know for sure though?

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              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                #57

                Um excuse me?

                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                • M [email protected]

                  How can you know for sure though?

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                  I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                  • I [email protected]

                    mmm cockamole

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                    #59

                    I hate you, take my up vote.

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      Um excuse me?

                      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                      #60

                      It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                      • I [email protected]

                        mmm cockamole

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                        #61

                        I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                        • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                          • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                            Wat?

                            Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                            Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                            • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                              that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                              They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                              • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                Um excuse me?

                                I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                                I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                                #65

                                Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  mmm cockamole

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                                  Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                  • D [email protected]

                                    The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                    Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                                    • I [email protected]

                                      Weโ€™re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                      Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                      • C [email protected]

                                        Your the expert, tell us.

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                                        • you + are = you're
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                                        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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