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    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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    God damn dude.

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    • T [email protected]

      Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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      #53

      I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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      • L [email protected]

        Why ask when you can find out?

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        I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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        • L [email protected]

          Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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          Your the expert, tell us.

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          • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

            Wat?

            Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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            How can you know for sure though?

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            • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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              #57

              Um excuse me?

              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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              • M [email protected]

                How can you know for sure though?

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                I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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                • I [email protected]

                  mmm cockamole

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                  #59

                  I hate you, take my up vote.

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                  • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                    Um excuse me?

                    I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                    I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                    It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                    • I [email protected]

                      mmm cockamole

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                      #61

                      I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                      • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                        I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                        • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                          Wat?

                          Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                          Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                          • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                            that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                            They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                            • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                              Um excuse me?

                              I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                              I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                              #65

                              We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                              • I [email protected]

                                mmm cockamole

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                                Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                  Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                                  • I [email protected]

                                    We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                    Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                    • C [email protected]

                                      Your the expert, tell us.

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                                      • you + are = you're
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                                      • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                        that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                        • F [email protected]

                                          Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                          Well, like skin, of course. :V

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