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  • F [email protected]

    I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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    It would be easy to find out, in fact they might pay you to find out!

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    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

      Um excuse me?

      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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      I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

      I showed this meme to my wife, she agrees with you

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        For that we will need volunteers and taste tasters as well

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        What about the durability test

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        • F [email protected]

          I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            of course it's a BuzzFeed article

            https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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              of course it's a BuzzFeed article

              https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis

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              That website is a mangled mess of advertising.

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                mmm cockamole

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                Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                  not as chewy, either.

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                  • C [email protected]

                    Well done. And welcome to Lemmy.

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                    Thank you

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                    • dozzi92@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

                      Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                      With crema

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                        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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                        I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                            Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                              Are they flipping out because that’s ridiculous and false?

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                              • M [email protected]

                                I’d volunteer for that

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                                as a sommelier or as an avocado?

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                                  Damn, I wish I knew I was bi before I met my wife, because I love avocado.

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                                  • F [email protected]

                                    some of us were just too young to remember the taste. thankfully

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                                    Altar boy?

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                                    • db0@lemmy.dbzer0.comD [email protected]

                                      I just asked my wife and she made the face. This is apparently, correct 😂😬😂

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                                      I asked my wife if she wanted breakfast in bed... she did not like what was in her toast.

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                                        I guess you're* the expert.

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                                          I'd imagine lemmy has among the lowest has-sucked-dick ratios of any potentially mixed-gender community.

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                                          Why? We're a bunch of old wannabe rebels (among other) eager to try out new stuff, surely sucking a dick was something easy to try out in our youth, and then lots of us are trans, gay, transbians and so on.

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