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      Anon is a shitty driver

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        Anon needs to post dashcam footage

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          Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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            Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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              Anon is a shitty driver

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              Anon is a squirrel

              Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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                Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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                Unless it doesn't. I've met some cocky 90 year olds

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                  Survivorship bias gonna' bite him in the ass HARD.

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                  Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                    Anon discovers quantum immortality, blows through alternate selves faster than Jet Li.

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                      Anon is a shitty driver

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                      That's also what I read from that.

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                        Bought a crazy eScooter last year, literally backflipping me on zero start if I don't set the take off power to below 10%. Have at least one brush with severe injury every time I go for a joyride. Nearly died a couple of times, had a accident that put me on crutches for two weeks last autumn.

                        So, what's your hobby?

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                          Anon is a squirrel

                          Except for the driving part but it's all relative

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                          Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

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                            If you almost get into an accident, you have encountered a bad driver.

                            If you get into an accident almost every time, you are the bad driver.

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                              Given enough time on the planet eventually he'll gain so much power that he will be able to spell.

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                                fake: anon is just a shitty driver

                                gay: anon is bragging in hopes to score with other anons

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                                  Immortal means you can’t die, or alternatively you can’t die of natural causes. It doesn’t mean you avoid accidents.

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                                  But then there's quantum immortality which kinda is like that. Your consciousness picks a universe where you don't die for you to experience. Maybe it even picks an ideal reality, though in a "reality I need" kind of way, not necessarily a "reality I want".

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                                    Anon:

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                                      Every single person who ever lived could use this logic and they'd never see it disproven.

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                                      I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                        I dunno', quite a few people are aware that they're dying before they die.

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                                        Oh I do know about that, I've had a near death experience myself, your body/brain has an uncanny sense that says "you are dangling over the precipice right now."

                                        I just mean that until it actually happens, there is no true confirmation, and after, you can't report back, that's why it's called a mystery.

                                        In fact from the way that person is talking it sounds like they may have had such an experience, and maybe now they're doubting that it's real.

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                                          immortal from Incincible comic

                                          anon is Invisible

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