Military Says It Will ‘Continuously’ Monitor Bathrooms to Comply With Anti-Trans Order
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Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
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That sounds fiscally responsible.
Nothing says Christian fascist dictatorship quite like show me your genitals
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Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.
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Can already imagine soldiers getting shamed for having shrimp dicks. Sucks for them ig.
wrote last edited by [email protected]Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
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Your tax dollars at work.
Lucky for me that is not the case.
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Pathetic
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Just what MAGAts love cameras in bathrooms monitoring penis.
Maybe they just love penis
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Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
Never had multi-user stalls or pissers, but I seem to recall a big round communal trough for high bathroom throughput. Everybody just kind of pissing in each other's general direction.
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Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
DICKS OUT, MARINES!
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TEN HUT!
PRESEEEENT DICK!
cock salute!
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Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
wrote last edited by [email protected]I NeEd To SeE tHe PiSs LeAviNg ThE bOdY!
fucking peter gazers
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I’m going to piss on your monitoring system.
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Boot camp already has things like group showers and two-to-a-urinal, three-to-a-stall bathroom breaks, not to mention there are already assigned cock-watchers when there are mass piss tests to ensure everyone’s piss is fresh from the source. Everyone’s seen each other naked a hundred times by the time you graduate. Discussion on the matter generally gravitates less toward the smaller guys and more toward whichever lucky soul is hung like a Louisville Slugger.
Note, this is not in defense of monitored bathrooms, that’s just ridiculous. Just pointing out that this wouldn’t introduce the opportunity for mockery
3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
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Penis inspection day is now canon in US Lore
I wish this wasn't true but it is.
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3 to a stall? How the hell? Anyways, thanks for the info lol
No problem haha.
Usually it was one on each side pissing kinda diagonally, about 4 and 8 o’clock, assuming the wall behind the toilet was 12, then one pissing normally at the 6 o’clock position. It helped that the stalls didn’t have any doors
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PENIS POLICE! GET YOUR PANTS ON THE GROUND!
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It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
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Soldiers are going to stand outside bathrooms to check for budgie smugglers? That's a bit extreme.
Just tell them there's oil in the middle east. That'll get them out of your road.
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Wow, nothing quite like solving the big issues in life.
If Donald goes to the bathroom, they'll be solving the small issues
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It's scary this will not be the stupidest thing that I read today.
We live in the dumbest timeline.
