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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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    Do where was this? What's the cover cost?

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      At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

      What fragrances were available?

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        “Mistakenly”

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          Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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            And the crew said "THANK YOU!!!"

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              At least 12 staff were made to stay in the seedy hub, which boasts a vagina-shaped spa bath.

              What fragrances were available?

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              Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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                Oh, boo fucking hoe

                Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                  Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                  Around day three, things get a bit hallucinaty. Sometimes you gotta take a disco nap to keep fresh

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                      "I can't fly the plane today, someone was doing some flogging and puppy play in the next room all night long, and the barking and screaming kept me up".

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                      "So since I'm already here, I might as well at this hotel"

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                        Someone hook this guy up with Er Nasir.

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                          This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                            "accidentally"

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                              Soooo, when in Rome?

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                                This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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                                This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                                https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                                  Why would you even try to sleep during an orgy? Go join in and get your hole.

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                                  On an ever so slightly related note.

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                                    On an ever so slightly related note.

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                                    Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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                                      This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

                                      https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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                                      Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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                                        Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                          Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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                                          Whoa there stud.

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