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British Airways crew mistakenly booked into a sex dungeon and were kept awake by 24-hour orgy.

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  • B [email protected]

    On an ever so slightly related note.

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    Fairly unsurprising conclusion, really.

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    • Q [email protected]

      This was about the only non-tabloid source I found, though they're just quoting the other article.

      https://onemileatatime.com/news/british-airways-crew-milan-sex-dungeon-motel/

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      Works for me. The sun can get fucked

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        Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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          Best I can do is seventeen minutes.

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          Whoa there stud.

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            https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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              This headline is funny and I'd like to give people a laugh however I refuse to cluck on or share the sun. Does it exist elsewhere

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              Yes, in Canada

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                Something something time warp right?

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                • F [email protected]

                  Oh, boo fucking hoe

                  Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                  I respect owning the funny typo.

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                      Why does this never happen to me?

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                        https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Plcogp1zxao

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                        Lol Kate Flannery is in that

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                          Yes, in Canada

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                          Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

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                            Honey it was awful. I'm so exhausted, I couldn't sleep a wink in that horrible place. I went to use the bathroom and like 12 different people tried to felate me. Terrible, just terrible.

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                            • O [email protected]

                              Yes, in Canada

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                              Yes, in Canada

                              This is the most nonpareil reply for which one could hope to the question, "does it exist elsewhere?"

                              Perfect subversion of expectation. Comedic precision.

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                                Got an address? And maybe the number of the reservation desk?

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                                The address is the border. No, not the one with the wall. The other one.

                                Although, they really SHOULD build a wall, to keep all the racist americans out. Make trump pay for it all.

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                                  Oh, boo fucking hoe

                                  Edit: that was a typo, but I’m leaving it

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                                  New phrase just dropped!

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                                    Gwenith Paltrow enters the chat.

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                                    ......oh no.

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                                      Why does this never happen to me?

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                                      "Hey honey, sorry about the late night call. I just wanted to check in to say I love you.

                                      Hey, on an unrelated note, there is an orgy happening in my room. Like 13 people have DEMANDED to suck my dick since I checked in. And so far 3 women have had strapons. You know I can't last here! You KNOW how easily I submit to strong women with strapons! Ok, love you byeeeeee, mistress chloe is calling from down the hall...."

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                                      • 01189998819991197253@infosec.pub0 [email protected]

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                                        Yeah baby.wav

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                                          Their bosses booked the team into the Motel Mo.om in the Italian city of Milan but had confused it with the nearby Mo.om Hotel.

                                          I'm surprised that two hotels in the same area are allowed to have essentially the same name.

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