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    I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

    Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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    I think this was a dick joke

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      I think this was a dick joke

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      It's always a dick joke. Or Loss.

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        I think this was a dick joke

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        A cock quip

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          That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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            Is asparagus foraging that fun, or is it just the funniest activity you have there?

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            Por que no los dos?

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              Username checks out.

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              I was expecting something like "MyPeeSmells" when I scrolled back up. I'm more disappointed than I should be.

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                That's nothing, look at pineapple.

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                And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                  Two brussels sprout plants
                  ?????

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                    Two brussels sprout plants
                    ?????

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                    A joke of a plant

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                      I think this was a dick joke

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                      It was a dick joke.

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                        I would not recommend for people to casually start trimming plantlife in the wild. /s

                        Unironically though there might be lots of insects living within that ecosystem that rely on it. If you don't need something for a dish or specific resource, just leave it alone.

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                        I don't want an ecosystem in my bush

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                        • robotzap10000@feddit.nlR [email protected]

                          Two brussels sprout plants
                          ?????

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                          Brussels is such a weird city

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                            I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                            So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                              I work with a team of people from all over the world , and the word “eggplant” came up the other day. They asked me why Americans call an “aubergine” an “eggplant.”

                              So I showed them a photo of an unripe eggplant:

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                              • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                A cock quip

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                                A phallic jape

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                                  Two brussels sprout plants
                                  ?????

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                                  What's crazy is that not only is that the same species as broccoli, cabbage, and cauliflower, but practically the entire plant in that photo is edible.

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                                    If you trimmed the bush back it'd look larger.

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                                    This is what I keep telling the Mrs.

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                                      A phallic jape

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                                      A penis pun

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                                        And the first English speaker who saw one went "you know what that reminds me of, apples. Wait, hear me out, apples on a pine tree."

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                                        It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                                          It's because it looks like a pinecone, which at the time were also called pineapples.

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                                          Iirc that was because apple was just a generic term for fruit at the time, not any specific type.

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