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Fox news trying to explain github.

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  • R [email protected]

    "Hopefully it will help with shit. Let's talk to the originating author, Aasish Pokhrel."

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    shit init

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    • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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      *repository, jeniuses

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      • D [email protected]

        For the same reason the whole title is in quotes: American literacy is very poor.

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        If it's too correct Americans can't read it.

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        • F [email protected]

          unzip
          strip
          touch
          finger
          grep
          mount
          fsck
          more
          yes
          fsck
          fsck
          fsck
          umount
          sleep

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          #44

          Write it

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            "forked" when you push broken code to prod at 5 on a Friday.

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            “CI” - “Come In” which is what your boss says when they ask for a meeting after you thought it was fine for that one line change to skip CI and it broke something

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              in a *branch?

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              What do trees have to do with computers?

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              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                This physically hurts me.

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                • E [email protected]

                  Repository: a collection of computer code for a software program (or app if you insist).

                  Fork: a copy of a repository so you can edit it without affecting the original.

                  Pull request: a request to the owner of a repo to bring in some changes you made in a fork.

                  I think I even got the word count down.

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                  Repository: your code.

                  Fork: my code.

                  Pull request: u want my code?

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                    Write it

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                    whip it good

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                      whip it good

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                      break yo mommas back

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                      • L [email protected]

                        An e-note is a full step above a d-note and a half step below an f-note.

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                        Thanks, dad

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                        • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                          If these were answers for a high school test it would get a D or something for correctness. I can't believe an adult, a journalist no less, could be so off.

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                            Go fork yourself.

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                            Let fox news explain shirtballs.

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                              Wouldn't that be a rusty trombone?

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                              Will Riker enters the chat.

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                              • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                I wonder More why was github on tv

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                                • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                  "who is this 4Chan"

                                  God, just stop already

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                                  • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                    Forked: when you dongle a repo and create a clone

                                    Commit: when you marry said code because the clone is yours

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                                      Issue: Form of insult common to this community

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                                      • irelephant@programming.devI [email protected]

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                                        they would have been better off asking chatgpt.

                                        how is fox dumber than AI?!?

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                                          I wonder More why was github on tv

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                                          This was when they either went public or were bought by microsoft iirc.

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