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    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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        If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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        Beautiful πŸ‘

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          Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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          I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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            I watched this twice

            What is wrong with me

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            You found your kink.

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              I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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              Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

              But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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                If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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                That gets worst as it progresses.

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                  probably a Dutchie

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                    You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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                    https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

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                      probably a Dutchie

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                      Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                      Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                        I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                          That gets worst as it progresses.

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                          But in a good way.

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                            Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

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                              It’s me. Sorry, everyone. πŸ˜”

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                                Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                                It's good for you.

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                                  This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                                    Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                                    Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                                    Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                                      But they probably have a hunch

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                                      Their cardiologist knows

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                                        I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                                        It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

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                                          My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

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