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    Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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    I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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      I watched this twice

      What is wrong with me

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      You found your kink.

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        I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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        Terrible thing to go through. Parents are responsible for the wellfare of their children.

        But I have to admit that I also ate bread with mayonnaise just because. It works. Not every time but it works.

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          If it pleases the great Mayo Ape.

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          That gets worst as it progresses.

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            probably a Dutchie

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            • O [email protected]

              You should post this in unpopular opinion and add a reason or three. It'll make your day.

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              https://lemmy.world/post/33507449 done.

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                probably a Dutchie

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                Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                  I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                    That gets worst as it progresses.

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                    But in a good way.

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                      Does ranch count towards the record? If yes, I'm pretty sure I've seen that guy's videos.

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                        It’s me. Sorry, everyone. πŸ˜”

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                        • S [email protected]

                          Used to live with a girl that loved mayo. This one time I was about to make a sandwich when she arrived and said "It smells great. What are you cooking?". It was literally just the mayo jar being open. She also casually ate it with a spoon.

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                          It's good for you.

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                            This is the champion mayo-fiend

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                              Lol i thought "that could actually be me".

                              Yes I'm Dutch...😁

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                              Is the artery clogging power of frits and mayo overpowered by the biking or is it mostly genetics?

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                                But they probably have a hunch

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                                Their cardiologist knows

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                                  I think we can rule out people with egg intolerances though

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                                  It's not even made with egg anymore. It's basically impossible to find real mayo... In the US at least

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                                    My wife, who will eat it out of the jar at times.

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                                    • ohstopyellingatme@lemmy.worldO [email protected]

                                      But in a good way.

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                                      Yes and no.

                                      It's confusing.

                                      I did not want to laugh but I couldn't avoid it.

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                                      • fredselfish@lemmy.worldF [email protected]

                                        I've done this as a child. We ate mayo sandwiches. We were also starved, because my scumbag mom blew money on drugs rather then feed her children.

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                                        Is mayonnaise sandwiches the equivalent to bean tacos?

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                                          They totally know. There might be a few that think they’re #1 and one of them is almost certainly right.

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