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    Written by Coolguy Sexhaver.

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    That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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      The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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        The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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        What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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          This has to be satire.

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            Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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              What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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              I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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                Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                  Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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                    This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                    • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

                      if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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                      No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                        Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                        Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                          Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                            This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                            I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                              No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                              Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                                We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                  That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                                  The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                                    What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                                    Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                      "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                        Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                                        My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                        • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                          "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                          To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.

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