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    The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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      The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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      What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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        This has to be satire.

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          Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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            What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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            I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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              I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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              Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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                Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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                  This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                  • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

                    if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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                    No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                      Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                      Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                        Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                          This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                          I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                            No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                            Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                              We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                                The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                                  What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                                  Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                    We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                    "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                      Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                                      My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                      • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                        "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                        To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.

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                                          Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                          Certainly, m'lady!

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