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    The sad thing is that some people will take this advice.

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    What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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      This has to be satire.

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        Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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          What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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          I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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            I sincerely hope you're /s ing.

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            Lol. I hoped that would be obvious.

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              Yes, please do that. So we are immediately aware that we should get away as fast as possible.

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                This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

                  if i fill her in will she respectfully become my gf ?

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                  No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                    Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                    Madam, my compliments to your ovaries šŸŽ©šŸ’ŖšŸ¼šŸ„ššŸ™‡

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                      Lol who wrote this, Ben Shapiro?

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                        This must be why the site is still in Beta

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                        I'm surprised they fought the urge to stay alpha forever

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                          No, for that you have to fill her up.

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                          Fill her up with love šŸ„ŗšŸ‘‰šŸ‘ˆ

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                            We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                              That sounds like Strong Bad's alter ego.

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                              The Cheat is vacuuming.

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                                What's sad about learning something new and getting laid?

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                                Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                  We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                                  "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                    Sounds condescending. Why not just compliment her ovipositor?

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                                    My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                                      "Are you ovulating? I have cheese if you are."

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                                      To be fair, cheese works on most people, whether or not they're ovulating.

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                                        Please fertilise my egg, I just vacuumed.

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                                        Certainly, m'lady!

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                                          My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                          Why, thank you, I've just been to the remora. And might I say what a stable dorsal fin you have.

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