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    My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.

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    My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.

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      Would marry that farmer. No questions asked, no long engagement. Straight to the court house, we're getting hitched.

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        Bro, plastic cheese…

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        • entropicdrift@lemmy.sdf.orgE [email protected]

          Pretty sure it's a joke.

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          We live in a post irony world and I literally can't tell the difference without knowing the source.

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            Why not both?

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            Of course, I forgot answer C. All of the above.

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            • omniman@anarchist.nexusO [email protected]

              Fill her up with love 🥺👉👈

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              Few squirts of liquid love

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              • dharmacurious@startrek.websiteD [email protected]

                My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.

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                This made me cry.

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                  Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?

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                  In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated

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                    We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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                    I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches

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                      In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated

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                      The chicken ones, sure, but are all your climates mild enough that they hatch like that?

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                      • venus_ziegenfalle@feddit.orgV [email protected]

                        In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.

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                        And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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                          That's kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.

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                            This made me cry.

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                            Ha. She's one worth crying over. Lost her in April, and I don't know that I'll recover. Hug your loved ones. ♥️

                            But I will tell you, she taught me how to steal fantastic cheeses, and we never went hungry again. Haha.

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                              And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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                              If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.

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                                My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.

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                                How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?

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                                  Bro, plastic cheese…

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                                  Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.

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                                    How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?

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                                    So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.

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                                      So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.

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                                      From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?

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                                        You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.

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                                        A bit of sexism, wouldn't be funny otherwise, right?

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                                          From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?

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                                          Wherever.

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