Foolproof advice
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Fill her up with love 🥺
Few squirts of liquid love
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My mom and I used to steal fancy cheese for each other. God I miss that woman like you can't believe. 10/10 mom and person.
This made me cry.
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Where the fuck do you keep all the eggs? Do you have a walk in fridge?
In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
I keep stealing shoes, and filling it with rue, but all it's given me are shouting matches
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In europe we store our eggs unrefrigerated
The chicken ones, sure, but are all your climates mild enough that they hatch like that?
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In the unlikely event that she reacts poorly she might be on her period. You should ask her to make sure though.
And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.
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That's kind of an insane gift for a first date given how expensive cheese is.
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This made me cry.
Ha. She's one worth crying over. Lost her in April, and I don't know that I'll recover. Hug your loved ones.
️But I will tell you, she taught me how to steal fantastic cheeses, and we never went hungry again. Haha.
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And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.
If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.
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My ex gf and i used to steal each other fancy cheeses. It was the most intense love i have ever felt.
How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?
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Bro, plastic cheese…
Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.
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How do you steal each other fancy cheeses? Or steal fancy cheese from each other?
So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.
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So, you steal a fancy cheese, right? Then you give it to your girlfriend. Then maybe she steals a fancy cheese that reminds her of you and passes it off. Now youve stolen each other fancy cheeses.
From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
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You can't really expect consciousness from straight cis men.
A bit of sexism, wouldn't be funny otherwise, right?
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From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?
Wherever.
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A bit of sexism, wouldn't be funny otherwise, right?
Yeah thats absolutely what that is. You're so good at reading.
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If she doesn't, tell her she's acting crazy.
Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.
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TIL I ovulate every Sunday
Congrats!
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And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.
... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".
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We all know that won't work. Try this instead.
The stinkier the cheese, the more the fascination!
