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    And if the woman happens to overreact to the period question, just politely tell her to calm down.

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    ... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".

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      We all know that won't work. Try this instead.

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      The stinkier the cheese, the more the fascination!

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        Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

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          I do all the vacuuming here.

          Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as "incel drivel" and thrown into the fire.

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            I do all the vacuuming here.

            Considering neither me nor the wifey are fertile, I think this is easily debunked and closed, then label as "incel drivel" and thrown into the fire.

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            Username is definitely relevant. šŸ™‚

            I would consider your comment to be far more truthful and accurate than what is pictured in the OP.

            Have a good day.

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            • H [email protected]

              Bro, that's cheese coated in wax.

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              It blows my mind that someone cool, intelligent, and attractive enough to read Vonnegut doesn't know such a basic cheese fact.

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                ... not forgetting to add a term of endearement, such as "sweetie", "honey" or "babe".

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                I think "toots" has been overlooked in this comment

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                • I [email protected]

                  From where though? The fancy cheese store? Does every town have one of these for purposes of romantic theft?

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                  It's called a fromagerie, pleb

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                    True love right there

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                    • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                      It's cheese, with stuff added to it. The stuff being more milk and some shit to keep it solid at room temperature as well as shelf-stability. It's essentially a solidified cheese sauce. You can even make it at home.

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                      But why would you?

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                        Community Note: This is actually bad advice that will get you stabbed

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                        You're right, and I find it hilarious that this needs to be noted.

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                        • M [email protected]

                          Bonus points if you instead say she is being hysterical.

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                          Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

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                            Every day here and I don't even have ovaries!

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                            Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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                              Possibly like "false pregnancy" in dogs?

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                              I'm in heat thanks to climate change.

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                                My dear, your claoca looks especially receptive this fine evening.

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                                Pretty sure that's my first gag-upvote. Thanks, I guess.

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                                  Some females respond better to positive reinforcement. Ask her to give you a little spin/twirl to break the tension and get her moving.

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                                  I saw the reply in my inbox and had a reaction to "females" there, like "ugh, not one of THESE folks who still talk like that." Because I didn't remember the nature of this thread until I got back into the comments šŸ™‚

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                                    We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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                                      We all love some good ol' mansplainimg.

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                                      I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                                        But why would you?

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                                        Road trip nachos. The cheese only melts when you get into Death Valley.

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                                          I have a sudden urge to vacuum, and without ovaries! šŸ˜

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                                          Vacuuming? Are you ovulating or something?

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