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Microblog Memes

A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, Twitter X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

Rules:

  1. Please put at least one word relevant to the post in the post title.
  2. Be nice.
  3. No advertising, brand promotion or guerilla marketing.
  4. Posters are encouraged to link to the toot or tweet etc in the description of posts.

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  • smart bed

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    Yeah, the baffling part to me is these people didn't see how the bed being Internet connected could be a problem.
  • I think a foreign exchange student actually be less likely to drink it.

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    dasus@lemmy.worldD
    you’re not supposed to just eat it straight from your hand. Eating customs are a hit different than just actually ingesting a bottle of laxative. Eating customs also aren't stated on a product. Whereas this is clearly labeled "magnesium citrate". My point being that while some American kids might not pay attention to what it says on the label, it'd make sense that a foreign exchange student would read the label and know what magnesium citrate is, or at least realise it's medicine of some sorts. Seeing as they're students, in an exchange program, they probably know the language somewhat. So I standby what I said. Your example is more akin to eating pizza with a knife and fork in Italy rather than chugging a bottle of laxative by accident.
  • Potatoes deserve recognition

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    Rice: hold my sake Hemp: hold your breath
  • Solar war

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    Looking at the graph also shown that there's always an economic crisis during the low solar activity.
  • Look, I'm not saying Trump's lying, but...

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    Ea-Nasir is that you
  • Tomorrow: rains of fish

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  • Fake News. Get your Fake News here.

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    member of Israeli sleeper cell warns about Iranian sleeper cells
  • Armageddon befalls us shan't we act swiftly.

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    Actually, Hamas,
  • Safety

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    His friends call him Hercule.
  • Dear slim

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    I mean, we aren't fucking with North Korea, Russia, or China are we? They've all been demonized about as much as Iran. Why not them? (It's nukes, partly Israel being a death cult right now but mostly the nukes.)
  • This isn't a microblog post, this is a screenshot of Google maps.

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  • We have completed our very successful attack on Hawaii

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    there is no "winning in the middle east", there never has been. I've been hearing that Iran has been getting close to nukes literally my entire life. But sure, now, finally, they were actually getting close to nukes. According to the two powers attacking them who needed a half-baked excuse to bomb yet another patch of desert. I'll bet.
  • Can't wait

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    [image: eb338817-7d58-409c-a417-440d7523411a.jpeg]
  • ridiculous

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    A single gbu57 is 20ish million dollars. To come close to damaging any of these sites you'd expect 5-10 per strike iirc there's 7 bases with hits so 7x5=35 7x10=70, 35 x20 700 million or 1.4 billion. From there or depends on what they tossed into the holes after they made them, I'm gonna guess fuel air bombs.
  • Yes.

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    I think, “I don’t” would be a better title than, “Yes”.
  • Endless Screaming

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    Grocery shopping after 3pm...
  • Anamorphic Art

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    kazerniel@lemmy.worldK
    For me it immediately starts downloading the file instead of opening in the browser as PDF. Maybe it's already in your download folder? The relevant images are: ::: spoiler spoiler (NSFW) [image: 9473e198-cb6f-453e-97f6-dcb7d2de3b66.png] [image: f29f9c9e-cad4-47f1-bc25-06f0d54802ff.png] :::
  • Every month...

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    you are your own worst enemy ️
  • Eternal punishment

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    sirico@feddit.ukS
    It's in alphabetical order not qwerty
  • Art of the deal

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