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    #6

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      You left out an 'N.' I'm gonna have to escort you out of the comment section.

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      Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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        Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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          I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

          Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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          Maybe Seedy He Effed G, Hate I JK Ellen Mellow Pee

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            I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

            Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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            I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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              I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

              Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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              Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

              Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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              • magnetosphere@fedia.ioM [email protected]

                Fuck it, that was a quality answer.

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                But not a quality audience.

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                  I strongly believe we should teach the alphabet as qwertyu iopa sdfgh jkl zxc vb n and m

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                  Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                    Clearly they're drunk, get 'em outta here

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                    If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                      I would have silently gone in my head ABCDEFGHIJKL and then said "MNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", but I suppose I could have said "MABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ", or should I say "MABCDEFGHIJKLOPQRSTUVWXYZ"?

                      Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one? A better order, off the top of my head, is OUEIAPKGHXBDPTMNLWYVZSFRCQJ

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                      But your version doesn't match Twinkle Twinkle Little Star as well.

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                        Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                        Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                        Basically. 99 Percent Invisible did a podcast on this very topic: Episode 468
                        Alphabetical Order

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                          Should he have said, "Mthe alphabet"?

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                          Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                            Mmmmm, ohhhhh, the aalphabeeeeet

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                            Mmmm splendid

                            https://youtu.be/hLljd8pfiFg

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                              That answer should have been worth a free drink and a taxi home

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                                Why not Dvorak? I have been told its way more efficient typing, though also completely incomprehensible.

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                                COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                                  If drunk people aren't allowed on Lemmy, we're collectively gonna have a problem.

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                                  watches as weekly active users of all communities plummet

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                                    Can see myself doing this while not drunk lmfao

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                                      Come to think of it, why do our letters have a standard order, and if they have to, why that one?

                                      Because some Phoenician jerk picked it arbitrarily about ten thousand years or so ago and it stuck.

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                                      Those dang Arizonans are nothing but trouble, I tells ya..

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                                        COLEMAK 4 LYFE BABYEEE

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                                        Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                                          Light mode keyboard and dark mode app? Shame on you

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                                          The system changes modes at sunrise/sunset but Voyager is always dark mode.

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