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Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Lemmy Shitpost
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  • D [email protected]

    I'd argue that the average defines what out of shape means but I suppose you could instead use the standard of our nomadic ancestors, in which case we're all a bunch of grain fed tubbies

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    Well there's someone who is in shape, as in good shape, then there's everyone else. Your average person isn't in shape, so they're out of shape.

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    • catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneC [email protected]

      Oh man, that’s awful, where is it? So I can avoid it 👀

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      Leather World.

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      • K [email protected]

        Are you flirting with him?

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        Take a look at the their username.

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        • L [email protected]

          Someone else I know is going to be sorely disappointed

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          Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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          • samus12345@sh.itjust.worksS [email protected]

            "Wait a minute...there's something bothering me about this place. I know! This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit! Enjoy your death trap, gentlemen!"

            "What was his problem?"

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            "If you were Justin and your hands were on fire, where would you go?"

            "A gay bar."

            "I'm being serious here, where would he actually go?"

            "I am serious; a gay bar."

            cut to Justin, whose hands are on fire

            "Flamers? Surely someone in there could help."

            2 seconds later

            "Oh my god! All those dudes wanted to have sex with me!"

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            • boxoffeet@lemmy.worldB [email protected]

              Why is it 8-bit style pixilated like it's being censored?

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              My bad! Here you go, king.

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              • L [email protected]

                My bad! Here you go, king.

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                Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                  Is that a hairy butt pasted over the decolletage?

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                  LOL! I did think of it, but you'll be pleased to know it's Actual Boobage™ this time. You can stare at the JDMoobs in peace.

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                  • rodneyck@lemmy.dbzer0.comR [email protected]
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                    lol at the one Seahawks jersey

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                    • L [email protected]

                      My bad! Here you go, king.

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                      • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                        Fucking hell none of those people are underweight?

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                        it's a standin for "good looking and fit"

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                        • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                          What’s the fashion rule here? Half the people are wearing the same silly 3 strap “top”?

                          Are these random straps of leather appealing to this scene?

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                          it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                            it's a common bondage harness. There's effectively 2 styles for men, unless you get one custom made. Kind of upsets me a bit, because I can't find one I like that isn't rediculously expensive.

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                            Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                              Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                              clip a leash on and take one home :3

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                              • deceptichum@quokk.auD [email protected]

                                Is there a functional purpose because aesthetically it’s goofy as hell.

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                                It's so the guy behind you has a better grip.

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                                • L [email protected]

                                  My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                  Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                    My bad! Here you go, king.

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                                    Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                    • wabafee@lemmy.worldW [email protected]

                                      Should have a bubble saying " Have you thanked him yet?"

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                                      Ask and ye shall receive

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                                      • A [email protected]

                                        Gonna send this to my mate (he is going to the US for a business trip next week)

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                                        You're such a good friend! Also, send him these dubious blankets for me. Tell him they're from your good pal, Jeffery.

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                                        • skullgrid@lemmy.worldS [email protected]

                                          There's something not quite right about this place....

                                          This gay bar doesn't have a fire exit!

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                                          Where is that from?

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