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    I don't think the apple falls very far from the tree

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    Hard to tell from so little info. You can make a kid act like that by being a shitty parent, but they can also have issues unbidden that stretch you past your breaking point.

    In any case, they don't seem to have a healthy relationship.

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    • R [email protected]

      Hard to tell from so little info. You can make a kid act like that by being a shitty parent, but they can also have issues unbidden that stretch you past your breaking point.

      In any case, they don't seem to have a healthy relationship.

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      10:1 odds that neither of you currently have a toddler.

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        10:1 odds that neither of you currently have a toddler.

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        I've had two, go fish.

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          I've been reading some variation of this joke since the early 80s.

          I am confident it can be found somewhere in Shakespeare's plays and perhaps on clay tablets hidden deep in the Mesopotamian valley.

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            Hard to tell from so little info. You can make a kid act like that by being a shitty parent, but they can also have issues unbidden that stretch you past your breaking point.

            In any case, they don't seem to have a healthy relationship.

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            My kid just had a screaming fit with big fat tears rolling down his face because he reached the bottom of the stairs. The other day, he was howling crying because I had a different colored bowl than he did. I have indeed had to carry my kid out of a public space to go calm down. I do my best to be calm and empathetic to him but emotional regulation is something they grow into.

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              It's funny because children aren't people. Or something...

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              It's just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close

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                My kid just had a screaming fit with big fat tears rolling down his face because he reached the bottom of the stairs. The other day, he was howling crying because I had a different colored bowl than he did. I have indeed had to carry my kid out of a public space to go calm down. I do my best to be calm and empathetic to him but emotional regulation is something they grow into.

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                That's the best you can do. Upset is normal. Throwing things is normal.

                Kicking, punching and violence to the point where you have to make excuses that you're not kidnapping isn't.

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                  Kinda reminds me of when I was using dating apps, and women would ask how they knew I wasn't a serial killer. "If I was a serial killer, it would be pretty stupid to leave a bunch of digital records of me being the last person my victim talked to, I'd get caught immediately."

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                  • B [email protected]

                    I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                    You know, this weirdly makes the whole shit world-state seem much more natural lol

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                      It's just funny to use the word that means a different thing but close

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                      I'm not shoplifting this child.

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                        I'm not shoplifting this child.

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                        Or alternatively,

                        I'm not kidnapping this money/these goods/etc

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                          I don't think the apple falls very far from the tree

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                          Found the childless one who knows better. Always at least one of you.

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                            10:1 odds that neither of you currently have a toddler.

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                            Nah, that's a fools bet lol.

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                              That's the best you can do. Upset is normal. Throwing things is normal.

                              Kicking, punching and violence to the point where you have to make excuses that you're not kidnapping isn't.

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                              I think that really depends on the kid too. I've had one behave like that fairly regularly until he grew out of it; the other will get upset rarely, and never in public.

                              The post read to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making an excuse.

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                                I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                                I love hearing other parents have asshole kids, because it reminds me that I'm not alone.

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                                  ... but if you were to call the cops on me at least it would be a brief yet welcome reprieve from parenting while they come to the inevitable conclusion that he is mine and they don't want him around either

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                                    Yeah kids. Cannot throw them away, cannot kill'em. Or so says the "law" apparently.

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                                      I think that really depends on the kid too. I've had one behave like that fairly regularly until he grew out of it; the other will get upset rarely, and never in public.

                                      The post read to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making an excuse.

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                                      to me as the dad cracking a dry joke, not actually making

                                      That's fair. I'd still get smacked upside my head by my wife, but to each their own 🙂

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                                        Nah, that's a fools bet lol.

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                                        Sounds like you're an AI.

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                                        • B [email protected]

                                          I’m so feeling this this morning. I asked the 4yo if he wanted cereal or yogurt for breakfast. He screams “I’m not hungry! I want mama!”, runs to his room and slams the door. Two minutes later he comes out and punches me in the dick while I’m making lunches.

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                                          I mean, the dick punch was really unnecessary but I am glad that other families experience... Weirdness, I guess. And exclusion of a parent.

                                          I can't count how often I read and heard the advice to "just present your kid with two options to choose from".

                                          My kid, even before she became verbal, always wanted option C when presented with two options.

                                          "Do you want this hat or this cap?" "Neither"

                                          "Do you want this blue pants or these red sweatpants?" "I want... a green... dress" we don't even have a green dress.

                                          "Shall we go to the zoo today or do you want to go to the playground with Anna?" "I want to go on the trampoline" .

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