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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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    What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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    • zoomboingding@lemmy.worldZ [email protected]

      Hey look, this guy is scared of frogs!!

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      forgot to add "and has an exoskeleton"

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        Master Roshi.

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        Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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          I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

          they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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          I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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            It's Longhorn Cowfish.

            The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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              Little dude has a sick hat. I wish I looked that cool in a hat.

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                Salamanders, people keep them as pets

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                They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                  I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                    It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                    The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                    But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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                      What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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                      Robot lawn mower

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                        I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

                        they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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                        I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                          I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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                          Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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                            What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                            Definitly some mollusque.

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                              I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                              Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

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                              Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                                Battletoads!!!

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                                • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                                  It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                                  The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                                  Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                    I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                                    And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                                      Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                                      Eh. Four limbs.

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                                        Why does that look like Donald trump

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                                        It's the dead soulless eyes

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                                          I wonder if it is just stone

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