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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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  • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

    It's Longhorn Cowfish.

    The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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    But with four legs so it can crawl out onto land and move from one tide pool to another!

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      What about no legs, no slime, and a house?

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      Robot lawn mower

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        I GOT IT!! it's a softshell turtle!!

        they live in freshwater like lakes so they are slimy, have 4 legs, and can retract into their body

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        I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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          I’m a fan of Fly River Turtles (also affectionately known as Pig Nosed Turtles):

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          Where is c/turtle when I need it?

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          • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

            What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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            Definitly some mollusque.

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              I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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              Great… now I have to go fill them all in….

              🤔

              Would an armadillo count as 3/4 of a house?

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                Battletoads!!!

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                • xatolos@reddthat.comX [email protected]

                  It's Longhorn Cowfish.

                  The hexagonal plate-like scales of these fish are fused together into a solid, triangular, box-like carapace, from which the fins and tail protrude.

                  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Longhorn_cowfish

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                  Why does that look like Donald trump

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                    I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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                    And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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                    • S [email protected]

                      Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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                      Eh. Four limbs.

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                        Why does that look like Donald trump

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                        It's the dead soulless eyes

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                          I wonder if it is just stone

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                          • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

                            What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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                            lobsters?

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                              I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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                              A one-walled lean-to?

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                                Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

                                Is it the average landlord?

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                                  Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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                                    Trump! Boo!

                                    What a shithole county!

                                    Release Epstein!

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                                    You lost, pal?

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                                      🦀 🦀 🦀

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                                        Cattersnail?

                                        No, Snailapillar!

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                                          Saint bernard?

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