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What's slimy, has 4 legs, and is a house?

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  • L [email protected]

    I think this one wins the serious answer contest. Nice find, TriflingToad.

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    And tortoise should probably go where turtle is.

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    • S [email protected]

      Does not have 4 legs. Unless ...

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      Eh. Four limbs.

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      • Q [email protected]

        Why does that look like Donald trump

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        It's the dead soulless eyes

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          I wonder if it is just stone

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          • captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.worksC [email protected]

            What has 2 legs, maybe slime and 0.5 house?

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            lobsters?

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            • D [email protected]

              I'm more concerned with the partials on the scale. 3 legs, maybe slime, and 0.25 house?

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              A one-walled lean-to?

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                Four appendages, is slimy, and has a house...

                Is it the average landlord?

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                  Nautilus missing some tentacles.

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                  • P [email protected]

                    Trump! Boo!

                    What a shithole county!

                    Release Epstein!

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                    #121

                    You lost, pal?

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                      🦀 🦀 🦀

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                        Cattersnail?

                        No, Snailapillar!

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                          Saint bernard?

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                          • W [email protected]

                            They don't have a house that they can carry around like a snail or something they ca retract into like a tortoise.

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                            #125

                            Ahh, I thought it meant they like houses like snails like house gardens and turtles are pets in houses but that does make more sense ty I guess

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                              there's a hidden dot which has
                              1 House
                              No Slime
                              No Legs

                              It could be sea coral

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                                1 house. 4 legs. Yes Slime.

                                Two married lawyers with a horse costume.

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                                i'd pay for the onlyfans

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                                • D [email protected]

                                  I was first in line.

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                                  i'd like to be last in line 🙂 giggity

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                                  • J [email protected]

                                    lobsters?

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                                    10 legs, no slime...does a chitinous exoskeleton count as a house?

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                                      10 legs, no slime...does a chitinous exoskeleton count as a house?

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                                      idk, it's like 0.5 house

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                                        Move turtle to that corner and put tortoise in its spot

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                                          Are soft shelled turtles slimey?

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