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    Pro-lifers when it comes to abortion and (after) birth care.

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      “Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies-God damn it, you've got to be kind."

      ― Kurt Vonnegut

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        And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.

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          And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.

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          Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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            Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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            Because it's there.

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              Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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              Why wouldn't you?

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                C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?

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                  every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

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                    weed

                    No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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                      Because it's there.

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                      The ol' George Mallory defense.

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                        weed

                        No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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                        Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                          Why wouldn't you?

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                          Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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                            Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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                            where else would you?

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                              Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                              Yes!

                              We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

                              (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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                                Flower wingman.

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                                  Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                                  Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                                    Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                                    CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                                      where else would you?

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                                      i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                        i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                        true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                                          Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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