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  • vieuxqueb@lemmy.caV [email protected]

    And like dandelion seeds you got a lot more chances of survival if you land on soil rather than cement.

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    Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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      Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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      Because it's there.

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        Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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        Why wouldn't you?

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          C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?

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            every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

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              weed

              No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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                Because it's there.

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                The ol' George Mallory defense.

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                  weed

                  No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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                  Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                    Why wouldn't you?

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                    Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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                      Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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                      where else would you?

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                      • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                        Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                        Yes!

                        We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

                        (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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                          Flower wingman.

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                            Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                            Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                              Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                              CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                                where else would you?

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                                i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                  i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                  true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                                    Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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