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  • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

    Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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    Because it's there.

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    • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

      Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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      Why wouldn't you?

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        C'mon who would watch dozens of babies being fired from a cannon and not be entertained?

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          every time I see the tree jizz in the air and start getting runny nose I’m always like “I hate it when the trees have sex.”

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            weed

            No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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            • diplomjodler3@lemmy.worldD [email protected]

              Because it's there.

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              The ol' George Mallory defense.

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                weed

                No need to attack a perfectly nice plant like that.

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                Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                  Why wouldn't you?

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                  Perfectly good dirt, awaiting seed deposits

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                  • zozano@aussie.zoneZ [email protected]

                    Why would I ejaculate on cement?

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                    where else would you?

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                    • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                      Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                      Yes!

                      We call them weeds but also eat them 😄 ... 😞

                      (Fairly on brand for us tbh)

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                        Flower wingman.

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                        • rbos@lemmy.caR [email protected]

                          Dandelions have been a companion to humans since the beginning. Through thick and thin, they've followed us, supported us, and this is how we repay them.

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                          Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                            Exactly. They're only weeds if you want your front yard to resemble a golf course.

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                            CLOVER KINGS REPRESENT

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                              where else would you?

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                              i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                i dunno, graphite molten salt nuclear reactor core?

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                                true. That's what I use as a backup, when I don't want to walk all the way to my cement wanking spot

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                                  Plants do do dimorphic gametes but it's complicated by their two-stage life cycle.

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