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    Yea ok that's enough Lemmy for me today.

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      Like a half teaspoon of fresh baking soda in warm water works on contact.

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        americans have ant acid ??? wtf !!!!?!?!!11

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          I remember I was twenty-five and ate a medium pepperoni pizza at like 10 pm at night. I woke up around 1 am with the worst feeling in my chest. It was a horrible burning that would not go away and kept me up all night.

          Yes, I discovered I had heart burn. Never had it up until this point and I have had it ever since. FUN!

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          Weird. Kind of the opposite for me. Had it constantly as a kid, like once since hitting thirty-and that was a while ago

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            Tropical fruit flavor! That's a pharmacist's pineapple pizza.

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              why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                  I was so confused, trying to figure out why anyone would want to grind up Smarties on their pizza.

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                  Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                    why would you add candy to pizza? are they stupid?

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                    It's Tums.

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                      This is where famotidine shines. One itsy-bitsy pill right before or right after I eat something that tends to give me heartburn and I'm all good for the night.

                      My biggest issue is I have a heat-tooth, but my internal anatomy feels otherwise. And there's no common over the counter pill that I'm aware of that's useful for appeasing a small intestine that wants me dead.

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                      What's a heat tooth?

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                        It's Tums.

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                        I know what brand of candy it is

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                          Weird, this is what smarties are to me:

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                          me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                            me too. I've never seen smarties referred to as anything but the chocolate.

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                            That means you probably have snowy winters and call the op's smarties "rockets"

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                              I know what brand of candy it is

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                              Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy

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                                  i find that I have significantly less problems with heartburn when I remember to eat enough fiber. eating more veggies, pulses,, wholegrain bread and fruit helps me a lot

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                                  Yeah but I'd rather shit a brick once or twice a day than have runny poop 5 times a day

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                                    Tums isn't candy, its a flavored antacid made of chalk

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                                      What's a heat tooth?

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                                      They like spicy food. Like a sweet tooth.

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                                        It's yummy and has a nice texture, therefore it's candy

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                                        eating tums and coughdrops straight up🤤🤤🤤🤤

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                                          Those will give ya kidney stones. Omeprozol or pepsid AC 30 mins before is much better

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