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  • T [email protected]

    Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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    #53

    I think I'd prefer reverse seared penis but idk

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    • L [email protected]

      Why ask when you can find out?

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      #54

      I mean if your willing to donate your penis to me in the name of science then im game 😉😘

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      • L [email protected]

        Some people here have never sucked a dick and it shows

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        Your the expert, tell us.

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        • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

          Wat?

          Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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          How can you know for sure though?

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          • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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            #57

            Um excuse me?

            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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            • M [email protected]

              How can you know for sure though?

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              I've handled both avocados and my own penis plenty of times.

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              • I [email protected]

                mmm cockamole

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                #59

                I hate you, take my up vote.

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                • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                  Um excuse me?

                  I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                  I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                  #60

                  It's probably just a joke to piss off conservatives. If correct, it works be a worthy cause.

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                  • I [email protected]

                    mmm cockamole

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                    #61

                    I think you should consult a dermatologist.

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                    • obviouslynotbanana@lemmy.worldO [email protected]
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                      I don wanna know what unclean penis taste like

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                      • tattorack@lemmy.worldT [email protected]

                        Wat?

                        Pretty sure my penis is made of skin, and not avocado.

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                        #63

                        Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                        • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                          that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                          They first tried using avocado pits, but those are a little too uneven, so they went with cooked egg yolks instead.

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                          • kolanaki@pawb.socialK [email protected]

                            Um excuse me?

                            I eat avocado and clean penis all the time and have never found them to be anywhere remotely close to the same flavor.

                            I'd eat more avocado if that was true.

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                            We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                            • I [email protected]

                              mmm cockamole

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                              Goes great on your faceadilla.

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                              • D [email protected]

                                The only way to properly clean a penis is with guacamole and some elbow grease.

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                                Also, WD-40 is not a lubricant.

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                                • I [email protected]

                                  We’re trying to promote hygiene here

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                                  Well they don't taste like dirty penis either.

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                                  • C [email protected]

                                    Your the expert, tell us.

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                                    • you + are = you're
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                                    • enbiousenvy@lemmy.blahaj.zoneE [email protected]

                                      that looks like the ancient mouse that uses ball for cursor movement.

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                                      • F [email protected]

                                        Oh yeah? And what does skin taste like, if not avocado?

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                                        Well, like skin, of course. :V

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                                        • T [email protected]

                                          Skin on different parts of the body tastes different. It also depends on how it's cooked.

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                                          *closes legs

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